Go to the best website in the world, mattoswald.com, instead.

Guys I got a 3DS so add me to your list of friendship.
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Give me yours as well because we're not friends unless it's mutual because Nintendo.

Here's your exciting* opportunity to say hi to "that guy who made me gusta."
You should come. Not just to say hi to me and make me feel special, but to say hi to other neat folks such as Christopher "Moot" Poole, Jonti Picking, and Chuck Testa.

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*Not very exciting

As promised per [link] : if it hit 10 favorites I would post a very important video of me eating vegetables.

Here it is. [link]

You're welcome.

"VRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
- BLLLPPPTTHHHBBBPPP

My shitty meme Me Gusta is pulling in a lot of traffic. Thanks, guys. I guess. I can't say I'm proud of it but then again I am a slut for page views. So ... hi.

To the very few people who followed my webcomic, thanks for the nice words/support on the project. I never really made it clear from the beginning, but I wasn't planning on taking it too far. I wanted to practice drawing and storytelling, and I think my little experiment went well. I had some really awesome arcs planned for the St. Graffiti story, but unfortunately I got sick of the story too soon to reach them.
My original idea and the story it ended up evolving in to contradicted itself way too much to the point where it didn't make fictional sense and was usually just written for convenience. If you liked it, know that I'm not done with making comics, I just want to work on something I can actually say I'm proud of. Plus I REALLY want to recycle some of the St. Graffiti story arcs in later projects. They were neat.

Some interesting stuff I had planned:
- There was going to be an investigator looking in to the disappearance of all these folks Graffiti was killing. He was going to keep on getting dangerously close to discovering who he was.
- Chandra and Graffiti were going to become really close, and eventually Graffiti was going to prevent Chandra from killing herself, teaching him the "value of life," I guess.
- Mark, Chandra's ex, was going to become insanely jealous of Graffiti and Chandra and eventually try to kill Graffiti, resulting in Graffiti mistakingly killing him.
- Mark was going to be the son of the investigator. The loss of his son drives him mad and causes him to use morally questionable methods in finding Graffiti.
- Chandra and Graffiti were never going to kiss/date.
- The child burning alive during the nightmare was St. Graffiti's childhood best friend. His nickname was Bee.

As for Graffiti's origin story and how he got his name. I had a clear plan from the beginning explaining everything, but I really want to use this again in a later project. I'm quite attached to the idea. It just didn't work as well as I'd hoped in the fictional universe of St. Graffiti.

So again, thanks to the few of you who read it and liked it.

If you're interested, I'm making a webcomic. It's called St. Graffiti and I think it's pretty cool. Maybe you will too.

You can visit the site (below) or just read them in my gallery.
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I'm going to update every Monday and Thursday.

Recently I have become obsessed with bears. I love bears. They are so fluffy and cute. I want a bear cousin who will play cards with me.

SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA SUPER LLAMA. I HATE EVERYTHING.

What the fuck is a llama Badge and why have four people given me them? You're too sweet. But honestly. What is this.

My old website was a design disaster. Thus I've changed it all. It's now a Tumblr. If you love me you'll frequent it.

Mattoswald.com

DeviantArt has some sort of superiority trip going on with video uploads, so I'll just be lazy and link you to YouTube. A video I'm actually (somewhat) proud of.

Click? [link]

Hey you. The person who likes comics. Go to Gravity Cowboy.
The link: [link]

Gravity Cowboy is a webcomic by me and my buddy Joseph. Promote us so we can become billionaires.

Lookin' to build up my friends list.
My PSN: Insert31990.

See you cuties online.

Because it's cool.
MattOswald.com

I've started a new project called openTale. This is the idea I've had to take the Haxxors' spot, since, well, I got bored with the Haxxors.
Sad but true.

Anyways! Via this website: [link]
You are able to send your suggestions on what is to happen to the Twitter page or via email, and the adventure will continue as such.

It sounds like fun, but it needs people to work. So help! And decide! And don't forget to love.

- Me

Add me to your Twitter account:
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Let us trade for some online action!

Mine:
4983.4658.2148

Ladies and gentleman, after a full year of Haxxors! comics, my good friend Charles and I are pleased to announce the birth of the official Haxxors! website!

We've spent almost a full month perfecting the design and all the code, and tonight we are letting her go to the public.

The Official Haxxors Website: [link]
(Haxxors.info)

I sincerely hope you enjoy the brand new site!
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I've decided to finally get the ball rolling on promoting the 'Haxxors!' comic. So Here I present to you step one of many in my devious plot to dominate the Webcomic "industry", the Official Haxxors! Store!

More products of relatively popular comics will be added if this is received well.

Enjoy!